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And Finally
This Just-in: Scooter Braun wets the bed… often
By CMU Editorial | Published on Tuesday 12 June 2012
Justin Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun apparently professed his love for the singer on Twitter at the weekend, and admitted to frequently wetting the bed. Or possibly Bieber posted the messages himself when he found Braun’s Twitter account left unattended – it’s really hard to tell.
The first tweet to arouse suspicion read: “Hahaha. Look who left their Twitter open by mistake! Priceless. I LOVE JUSTIN. He is the greatest. I wish I had more hair”. Why Braun would think that finding his own Twitter profile open was worth noting to the world, and with a delighted “Hahaha” at that, isn’t clear, so it’s possible Bieber himself was responsible. But, as you can see, it’s hard to be sure.
Next, whoever it was added on Braun’s feed: “I wet the bed… often”, and also: “My name is Scooter… I’m over 30 and I still have the name of a toy”.
But of course it wasn’t Braun himself writing. We knew that all along really. It was indeed The Bieber being a scamp. I can see why you’d be confused though, he covered his tracks so well. Once back at his computer, Braun (the real Braun) wrote: “Not cool. For my friends – that wasn’t me. Eighteen year old kid snatched up my Twitter. I apologize. I’m back. I only wet the bed sometimes”.
What japes.
