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Awards
Revamps planned for BRITs 2011
By CMU Editorial | Published on Monday 8 November 2010
Talking of shit revamps of tedious award shows, organisers of the BRIT Awards have announced some changes for next year’s big event, which, as previously reported, will now be hosted in a cold tent in Greenwich instead of a rusting shed in Earls Court. Hmm, is that my invite cancelled? Scratch that, then. Let’s try again.
Unlike the shitty ARIAs, the UK’s marvellous BRIT Awards will be bigger and better than ever before next year, following a string of exhilarating and frankly mind-blowing innovations planned to coincide with the award show’s move up, up, up to the glorious entertainment centre that is The O2, in the blissful surroundings of North Greenwich.
Out goes the tired outstanding contribution to music prize, in comes a stepped-up best British album gong, sponsored by the not at all evil Mastercard.
And, as if that wasn’t enough excitement for one year, it’s just been confirmed that the ultimate Dame, you know, the Dame of Vivienne, the one in the Westwood, will be redesigning the very BRIT Award itself, so to ooze even more cool from what is already undoubtedly Britain’s coolest mark of cool.
And if you don’t agree that all this makes the BRIT Awards the single most important night out in 2011, I don’t wish to know your name.
The BRITs 2011 will take place on 15 Feb. They’ll probably be shit.
