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One Direction. Joint. Camera. Crisis Talks. Blah
By Chris Cooke | Published on Thursday 29 May 2014
One Direction. A puff on a joint. In a van. In Peru. Captured on Louis’ phone. Alleged use of a racial slur.
“Dad’s worried”, says the Mirror. “Harry’s outraged”, says The Sun. “Who’ll think about the children?” asks the Mail. “They’ll be banned from America”, says rent-a-quote lawyer. “Crisis talks underway”, says them all. “This matter is in the hands of our lawyers”, says exasperated PR guy.
Ah well, there’s always Harry Styles’ solo career, which is currently being stored in a shiny Perspex case at Syco Towers. “In case of emergency break glass”, says the sign.