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Nadine Coyle still in Girls Aloud, even if no one else is

By | Published on Monday 22 September 2014

Nadine Coyle

In a strange twist of fate/paperwork, Nadine Coyle has said that Girls Aloud haven’t technically split yet, since at the time of their final separation back in spring 2013, she very politely declined to sign any contracts formalising the break up.

Speaking to the Daily Mirror last week, Coyle revealed that, while Cheryl, Nicola, thingy and whatnot had initialled the ‘Girls Aloud are officially over for now and always’-type contract: “I never signed it, so technically I’m still in Girls Aloud; I’m a one man band! I need holograms made up of them so I can go back out on stage in 30 years time!”

Gah! The world really isn’t ready for a Sarah Harding hologram. Not. Ready.

Still speaking, Coyle added: “I didn’t want to put my name to anything to do with it so I said [to management], ‘If you want to write this thing from these four, then write it from these four – but I am taking no part in it'”.

So, that’s all quite odd. Please all stand by for a single from a solo Nadine ‘the one man band’ Coyle, which may or may not be available in all good shops. Or only certain shops, good and bad. Or only in Tesco. Or Asda. Or as a free gift stapled on to bottles of windscreen-cleaner at your local garage. Whatever.



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