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Meghan Trainor reveals “lifelong fear”

By | Published on Monday 16 February 2015

Meghan Trainor

Meghan Trainor has a “lifelong fear” of ‘camel toe’. Bad luck to those who had anything else in the sweepstake. I had clowns.

“I have a lifelong fear of camel toe and told my record label right away that I would never wear a bathing suit on stage”, she told The Evening Standard. “Jessie J and Ariana Grande can do it – they’ve got those tiny ass legs – but if I did, people would just be thinking, ‘Vagina, vagina, vagina'”.

She adds, perhaps due to this fear: “Skirts are my life. I wore trousers and a jacket on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ and I was so uncomfortable. It drew too much attention to my butt”.

Despite all this, she said: “I feel comfortable in my own skin and wouldn’t say no to doing a nude photo shoot. Not the Kim Kardashian ‘here’s my nipples’ thing, though. More Marilyn Monroe: sexy but subtle”.

I just Googled ‘Kim Kardashian fear of’ in an attempt to find something to get me out of this ‘news’ story. According to various websites, she is both terrified of spiders and finds Kayne West’s fear of spiders “hysterical”. So, I think we can all agree that none of this has been a waste of anyone’s time.



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