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And Finally
Mark Owen goes into rehab
By CMU Editorial | Published on Monday 15 March 2010
Mark Owen checked into rehab on Friday following those revelations last week that he’s a piss-head and a love-rat. I think it’s hoped the rehab will cure the former, and that might help him overcome the latter personality trait. A spokesman for the Take Thater said on Friday: “I can confirm Mark checked into a private clinic on Friday”.
Owen’s (much) better half Emma Ferguson, who was seemingly totally unaware of both the affairs and the drinking before the singer was forced to fess up ahead of The Sun publishing its big scoop last week, has been totally bowled over by the revelations and is trying to decide what to do next, after telling close friends that she no longer knows the man she married. I can help with that. He’s the cute, innocent, cheating piss-head out of Take That.
