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And Finally Beef Of The Week
CMU Beef Of The Week #51: Valerie Turks v P Diddy
By Andy Malt | Published on Friday 4 February 2011
This week’s beef is one of the more outlandish we’ve featured here. A woman in LA, Valerie Turks, is suing P Diddy for a mere trillion dollars over allegations that they have a son together, born in 1987, for whom the rapper and hip hop mogul owes child support, and that he once stole a casino chip from her worth over $100 zillion.
Filed at the LA Superior Court last month, the lawsuit also accuses Diddy of conspiring with former girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD assault victim Rodney King to instigate the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center.
According to RadarOnline, Turk’s legal papers say: “From 2001 to 2010, [Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. [He] set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair”.
She continues: “He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down, him and Kim Porter and [American football player] Wallace Wright. Then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back eighteen years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily”.
Finally, she adds: “I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip, please help me. It’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby’s two legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us”.
Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, plus a further $10 billion in lost earnings. As well as the ludicrous financial demands Turks requested a restraining order against Diddy. The judge refused to issue a temporary restraining order but did set a full hearing for Monday this week. The outcome of this is not yet clear.
The lawsuit was filed without the representation or advice of a lawyer, though presumably the judge felt there was enough in Turks’ claims for them to require a full hearing, however unlikely they seem – if nothing else, 27 year old Wallace Wright would have been just two or three years old when he took part in the first assault he is accused of.
Speaking to RadarOnline this week, Cornelius Wilson, the supposed son Turks had with Diddy, said: “This whole situation is tough because I love my mom. I didn’t know she was going to file the lawsuit. Then I had a call from a friend telling me to look at RadarOnline, and there was the story about my mom’s lawsuit. I was surprised but not really. My mom has been saying these things for years. She’s been telling me for about seven years that P Diddy was my father”.
