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Ariana Grande hopes you all fucking die

By | Published on Thursday 18 September 2014

Ariana Grande

RED ALERT. Pop’s fave new big-voiced and bigger-haired pageant-baby-alike Ariana Grande mightn’t be as ‘vanilla’ as she seems.

Amidst a violently-swirling typhoon of gossip that singing-fairy-cake Grande has been acting like a diva, and a brat, and a mini-‘Mimi’-era-Mariah-Carey lately, The New York Daily News has claimed that at a recent signing with fans, Grande was “all smiles until she got into the elevator. And as soon as the doors shut she said, ‘I hope they all fucking die'”.

So, that definitely happened. Ariana Grande wishes her fans were dead. DEAD.

Also, as Gawker discovered whilst gawking at other sites than its own, Ariana Grande believes demons exist. And that’s the same Ariana Grande that made all her friends cry as a child at her ‘Jaws’-themed birthday party, and generally acted “dark and deranged” to the extent that when she was three or four, her ‘mom’ feared she’d grow up to be a serial killer. For real.

So I think what we can all take from this is that Bambi-eyed child-of-a-Disney-princess Ariana Grande is tight with the Illuminati, best friends with Satan, and wants to kill us all. Though, for what it’s worth, she says that is not the case.

Tweeting yesterday, she wrote: “Man, some of these rumors that have been coming out about me lately actually have me laughing out loud… really can’t take em seriously. Sooner or later people will realize that what you put out is what you get back. The lies/hate etc, give love and I promise life will treat you better”.

Yeah, that’s exactly what a serial killer would say.



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